I had just one thought when I heard the report that Verizon Wireless was ready to buy Alltel for nearly six billion dollars in cash and take on more than $22 billion in debt.
What about Chad?
You know, Chad. He's the Alltel spokesman who has spent the past few years tormenting his wireless rivals. Even the magical wizard, brought to life by those shopping mall rivals, couldn't put a dent into Chad's superiority.
Maybe that's part of the answer.
Chad, I'm beginning to really dislike him. He's just..so..smug.
Then again maybe I'm the problem. Chad is thin and has a head full of hair. That's two things I don't have.
But he's just..so..smug.
Now it looks like the kid from Verizon will get a chance to rub it right in ole Chad's face. Hey Chad, it's nice to own you!
Hey wait a minute; I'm not so sure I like the idea of Chad getting pushed around.
I'm just..so..conficted.
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