Fred's Twitter Update: Blowing Past 300

I blew past the 300 update mark on Twitter last week. If you contribute two movie lines a day to this social networking website, they do add up.

I signed up on March 15 and I just won't shut up.

Now when I'm at work every weekday I'm usually sending updates of breaking local/national news stories. However, you have to fill in a few blanks from time to time.

So here's a quick check at some of the notable start/end of the workday movie quotes and other ramblings I've made over the past 40-odd days, 140 characters or less at a time:

Has the CIA ever considered forced watching of the NFL Draft (especially Day 2) as an intelligence gathering technique? They should.

Heading to Jesse Bobo school after news to read to the kids. 90% of student questions are about weather, we should send our meteorologists.

Still love the idea of Homeland Security saving $52M by buying office supplies in bulk. You mean the government DOESN'T buy those in bulk?

My AM co-hort Carrie Davis took a goofy photo of me on the set and posted it on Facebook. My lawyers Moose and Rocco are preparing briefs.

Words you DON'T want to hear at a child's dance competition : "We're running 30 minutes behind."

I must be getting old. I was in the job market in 1983 and I just don't remember double-digit jobless rates that 2009 is compared to now.

FRI AM! "Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can't come." - Michael at Alex's wake, "Big Chill"

Verizon Heritage golf starts on Hilton Head Island this AM. In my single days (long ago) we called this "spring break for adults."

TUE Exit: "Not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat." - Drebin, "Naked Gun"

Question: Mickey Mouse can talk. Goofy is his best friend. Goofy is a dog. Yet Mickey has a dog named Pluto who CAN'T talk. What up w/that?

If printed newspapers are "dying," why do I get three papers tossed into my yard/driveway every week. Don't subscribe, don't ask for them.

Fri AM! Your line: "No one in my family ever drinks. Oh that's great (slobbering), you must never run out of ice." - "Arthur" to Mr. Johnson

Dear Ohio State, Utah, Wake, Temple and Florida State: Thanks. Nice effort. Much appreciated. Signed, Clueless in March

Bonus movie line: "You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results." - Ray, "Ghostbusters"